About me:

Sales engineer by day, which is a fancy way of saying I get paid to demo software and explain why the API does that, actually, on purpose. Somehow turned "being the person who reads the docs" into a career and a personality. Outside of work I'm a pop-punk/emo kid who never fully grew out of it, spending as much time as I can with my kids, enjoying rural Pennsylvania scenery, and treating myself to an occasional Diet Dr Pepper.

Who I'd like to meet:

People who are similarly deep in the weeds on AI and how it's actually changing solutions engineering, not just people posting "AI will change everything" with a stock photo of a robot handshake. Bonus points if you think Bret "Hitman" Hart is right about how wrestling should be booked and who deserved the belt, because so do I and I will not be debating this.